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CharlieBrim 10-11-2017 05:32 AM

The Fly Fishing in NH Humor/Joke Section
 
Hey, everyone! I created this section for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the fish aren't biting or you just needed something to pick you up from a rough day. Feel free to share your own jokes or humorous stories as well.

Let me start this up with a few jokes I overheard from my beer buddies:

Did you hear about the guy who couldn't stop pouring maple syrup on his bike?

Apparently, he's stuck in a viscous cycle. :lol:

CharlieBrim 10-11-2017 05:33 AM

I once mixed Red Bull and coffee..

After 20 minutes on the highway, I noticed that I forgot my car at home.

CharlieBrim 10-11-2017 05:35 AM

I tried to get my wife to call my manhood the "Original X-Box.."

But she keeps on calling it "Microsoft." :-?

CharlieBrim 10-11-2017 05:36 AM

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"

CharlieBrim 10-13-2017 12:48 AM

I threw a boomerang a few years ago..

I now live in constant fear.

CharlieBrim 10-13-2017 12:52 AM

A pilot and one passenger bailed out of a crashing plane and landed on an uncharted island.

They soon found themselves surrounded by natives with spears. A big native adorned with decorations points at the pilot.

“I'm screwed,” says the pilot.

The passenger, standing next to him whispered, “No, you're not screwed. Grab the closest spear and throw it through the leader’s heart.”

The pilot does this.

“NOW you're screwed,” says the passenger.

CharlieBrim 10-13-2017 12:52 AM

What do you call the study of modern feminism?

Complicated.

CharlieBrim 10-13-2017 12:55 AM

A teenage girl is having a heated argument with her mother about her boyfriend, whom the mother does not like at all.

"You can ground me, you can take my cell phone, but I am still seeing Roger."

"I don't think he's any good," said mom.

"He is too good of a boy, why else would he be doing 200 hours of community service?"


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